Thursday, October 27, 2011

NEW YEARS DAY: The Dawn Of A Real Live American Horror Story

Creeps Gather Together To Celebrate A Bad Romance Enjoining
The Mechanical Hearts of Living Dead Boys and Living Dead Girls

This is not a random headline but perhaps the epithet on a headstone.

The initiated understand.

The rest have yet to be baptized for they are not Dead yet.

It's the dawn of a new Day and it sounds like a day away from the Real World. It's a real live American Horror Story organically taking its toll.

It's the Dawn of the Dead on a New Years Day.


Almost exactly a year ago, I witnessed Orange County creep-rockers New Years Day deliver a raucous Roxy Music Horror Show. It was my first sip from the chalice. I've since drunk their divine wine several times including during the hot hot hot heat of this summer's Warped Tour.

Today, I'm hovering at 37,000 feet over this beloved country of ours en route Eastward and curiously wondering if I'm the first person to review a New Years Day concert at nearly the speed of sound, inhibited by a sense of weight and weightlessness. The gravity of it all.

I'm normally an idle aisle person but this morning I find myself staring out a window at the glorious beam of rising light as the sun begins to shine brightly upon the expanse of the Grand Canyon.

It seems as if the whole world is visible in front of me.

The sight of a new dawn is so enriching. It reminds me of the first ray of light on a New Years morning. But which morning of exactly which day am I referring to?


Toss out the Gregorian (January 1), Julian (March 25) and Chinese/Lunar calendars as this burgeoning New Years Day synchs up seamlessly with All Hallows Eve, Samhain, Day of the Dead and All Souls' Day.

At the throne of the crowning New Years Day is Countess Ash Costello, a heiress so intertwined with her allegiance to Haunting and Halloween and Knott's Scary Farm that it was a forgone conclusion that Revolver Magazine would anoint her "Miss October" for their annual spread of the Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock.


The anointment was just one more feather adorned upon her mystical top hat. Since signing with Hollywood Waste Records earlier this year, Ash and her label operatives have worked tirelessly to devise creative marketing initiatives like the "Missing" campaign that served as a teaser for the stunning sensory decimation of "Two In The Chest, One In the Head (a new video for "Murder" shall soon foster mindcrimes):



But most importantly for the development of the band at this juncture is to put them on the road again, again and then some more.

Living Dead Girl Ash and her band of Living Dead Boys need to break bread and drink blood with as many of their "Creeps" as unhumanly possible.


Not since Hayley Williams of Paramore, has a female singer/poet/fashion icon been so beloved by devoted fans. It's a mutual love fest. Since day one, Ashley continually verbally expresses how blessed she is and how much her fans mean to her. She spends a part of every day making sure she answers and recognizes as many fans as she can via social media. She also takes as much time as necessary to meet, chat and take pictures with fans (even those in the media).

This attitude is a sure recipe for the foundation of success but there is something deeper brewing.

Paramore is a great American rock band with a charismatic superstar leading the charge. New Years Day can easily boast that as well though the energy, enthusiasm and vocal allegiance of their faithful portend to something deeper. It's as if a binding spell was cast from a consecrated secret circle...


Perhaps it's a confluence of the after-math of the great Recession that fostered a great deal of disillusionment and pent-up angst colliding head-on with the current wave of mainstream popularity of the supernatural but there's no denying that a new movement ignited by rock 'n roll is gathering steam and fervent followers.

Forget the political operatives that are staging "Occupy" rallies across America in a pre-Election year. This impending revolution of the underground will seep above ground to occupy Main street, Wall street, back alleys and rustic roads on a New Years Day.

That day is nigh...


Wine is fine but Whiskey’s quicker…
Getting Dead with a vicar capitular


Kicking off the second show of the All The Rage tour with Blood on the Dance Floor and Angelspit, a reformulated New Years Day jettisoned the night with new guitarist Nikki Misery, whom formerly wielded his wily axe for Hollywood hard rockers Stitched Up Heart.

In fact, it had only been three weeks prior at The Roxy, that Ash was on hand to witness Nikki's final Stitched Up detonation. During the band's last song, Nikki made his way on to the venue floor where Ms. Costello proceeded to try and playfully tackle him to the ground. She was unsuccessful in wrastling him vertical but nonetheless, a spot on Team Ashula was on the horizon.

Tix to Stitched Up Heart at The Roxy (Free; It was a Metal Monday)
Red Bull Energy drink ($)
Grey Goose Vodka ($$)
Seeing Ash Costello attempt to tackle Nikki Misery (Priceless)


It's off-the-cuff moments like these that are etched in time though watching the band grow over the past year and really come into their own is equally enticing. It's rare to get to see a band with cavernous reservoirs of potential organically build a buzz right before your eyes.

And it's so rewarding to see a band as focused and determined as New Years Day were as they gunned down the crowd at The Whiskey with Two In The Chest and One In The Head. A blow-torch of unmitigated passion and precision. Incendiary.

The ferocity of the show was to be expected, especially with the talented Mr. Misery locked and loaded but a moment that has stuck with me is one that actually happened before the razor-sharp onslaught.


During the changeover, NYD band members were busy setting the stage (unfortunately not behind a Wizard of Oz curtain) and as Eddie Murphy's innocuous but infectious 80's anthem 'Party All The Time' blasted overhead, I looked up to the balcony to see Ashley sitting cross-legged on the floor just behind the railing bopping to the music and singing along.

Other fans noticed her as well and soon she stood up and smiled, acknowledging them enthusiastically. Mind you, this was mere minutes before she would shred the audience like Jack The Ripper.

It's just a subtext from chapter one of a real live American Horror Story.

What you see is what you get. It's in black and white. It's a genuine moment from a person alive in every moment, every time.


I wish Ash and Nikki and New Years Day all the oxidized AB Positive in the world. It's only a matter of time (and a million more tweets) until an army of mechanical hearts fulfills the valves of their every dreams.

I look forward to forthcoming futuristic erect-a-sets and elaborate theatrical interplay and will one day look back fondly upon the Go-Go show on the All The Rage tour and reminisce...I sipped the blood red Whine, I drank the Whiskey and I Got Dead quicker than with liquor on Haunted Mansioncore.

NEW YEARS DAY
Whiskey A Go-Go
Hollywood, CA
October 16, 2011
1. Two In The Chest, One In The Head
2. My Dear
3. Let's Get Dead
4. I. Machine
5. Murder
6. Haunted Mansioncore
7. It's Alive
8. I Was Right


All The Rage Tour w/ Blood On The Dance Floor, Angelspit, New Years Day
10/14/2011 - San Diego, CA @ Epicenter
10/15/2011 - Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
10/16/2011 - Hollywood, CA @ Whisky A Go Go
10/18/2011 - Oakland, CA @ Oakland Metro Operahouse
10/19/2011 - Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
10/21/2011 - Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven
10/22/2011 - Spokane, WA @ A Club
10/24/2011 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Club Sound
10/25/2011 - Denver, CO @ Marquis Theater
10/27/2011 - Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews
10/28/2011 - St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
10/30/2011 - Madison, WI @ The Loft
10/31/2011 - Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave Bar
11/01/2011 - Chicago, IL @ Reggies Rock Club
11/02/2011 - Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
11/03/2011 - Pontiac, MI @ Pike Room
11/04/2011 - Columbus, OH @ The Basement
11/05/2011 - Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's Downunder
11/08/2011 - Hartford, CT @ The Webster
11/09/2011 - Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock Café
11/10/2011 - Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights
11/11/2011 - Manchester, NH @ Rocko's
11/12/2011 - Teaneck, NJ @ Mexicali Live
11/13/2011 - Wilmington, DE @ Harmony Grange
11/14/2011 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Shaka's
11/15/2011 - Evansville, IN @ Boney Junes
11/18/2011 - Houston, TX @ Fitzgerald's
11/19/2011 - Dallas, TX @ The Door Dallas
11/20/2011 - San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
11/23/2011 - Tucson, AZ @ The Rock

"The Wake Up!" Tour with
Me Talk Pretty, Madina Lake, Hell Or Highwater, New Years Day
11/26/2011 - Baltimore, MD @ Sound Stage
11/27/2011 - Reading, PA @ Reverb
11/29/2011 - Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's
12/01/2011 - Des Moines, IA @ House of Bricks
12/03/2011 - Englewood, CO @ Gothic Theatre
12/05/2011 - Tempe, AZ @ The Clubhouse
12/06/2011 - West Hollywood, CA @ Key Club
12/07/2011 - Santa Clara, CA @ The Avalon
12/09/2011 - Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
12/10/2011 - Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
12/11/2011 - Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory Concert House
12/12/2011 - Idaho Falls, ID @ Shilo Convention Center
12/14/2011 - Tulsa, OK @ The Marquee
12/15/2011 - Wichita, KS @ The Scenery
12/16/2011 - Joliet, IL @ Mojoes
12/17/2011 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Small's
12/18/2011 - New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
12/22/2011 - Rochester, NY @ The Club @ Water Street

Me Talk Pretty Madina Lake Hawthorne Heights Get Scared New Years Day
01/22/2012 - Orlando, FL @ Plaza 'LIVE'
01/29/2012 - Austin, TX @ Antone's

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(Arigato: Ash Costello, Nikki Misery, photographer Michelle Xstar & James Zahn @ Kik Axe Music)

Monday, October 24, 2011

KIM WATERS Returns With His 17th CD; Covers Jay-Z Alicia Keys R Kelly


Kim Waters has been heralded as “simply one of the planet’s best saxophonists” by Jazz Times Magazine and touted as a “romantic pied piper” by The Washington Post. Waters has built an impressive and enviable career giving his fans what they want, along the way garnering praise from critics and fans alike and becoming one of the top five best-selling instrumentalists in jazz.

His winning combination of sensitivity and brawn, intellect and emotion, coupled with his technique and soulfulness have helped him to score over thirteen #1 hits and over 20 Top 10 hits.

Everyone from Al Green and Isaac Hayes to Phyllis Hyman, Kenny Lattimore and Teddy Riley and Guy have tapped his creative genius. In the Summer of 2011, Waters also had a song featured in the movie Larry Crowne starring Oscar winning actors Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks.

Never one to rest on his laurels, the prolific saxophonist is constantly creating. “When I am in the studio there’s got to be a perfect mixture of romance, groove, melody and catchy hooks that are both memorable and singable. If the music is right it can appeal to both a two year old and a 90 year old!” confesses Waters. For the debonair, laid back and talented multi-instrumentalist, music is simply a way of life. “It is always my hope that my music will be a vehicle to touch and inspire people in some kind of way.”


A trendsetter, Kim Waters was one of the first instrumentalists to break on the Quiet Storm radio scene garnering airplay around the country. He has long been admired for his unparalleled ability to combine the finer elements of Jazz, R&B and Hip Hop. “The industry has changed drastically since I came on the scene in the 80's. There were no ‘Smooth Jazz’ radio stations when I first started out and so my music was embraced on Urban and Urban AC stations,” explains Kim. “For me the fusion of jazz with R&B is natural because I have listened to, loved and studied both all of my life.”

On October 25, 2011, Kim Waters will release his 17th album as a leader and tenth for Shanachie Entertainment, This Heart Of Mine, which artfully showcases why he has long held the throne as the King of Smooth Urban Jazz. This Heart Of Mine finds the saxophonist doing what he does best -- creating dreamy melodies, sultry ballads, reinventing timeless R&B hits and playing funky dance-inspired and hot stepper originals. Waters brings to life a tapestry of love songs that explores the full range of emotions that love sparks.

Like Prince, Marvin Gaye and D’Angelo, Kim Waters is a wizard in the studio and musically blessed with the ability to play multiple instruments. Kim is a one man band and plays virtually every instrument heard on This Heart Of Mine, from the saxophones to keyboards, guitar, drums, bass and vocals. The CD opens with the soulful and inviting “Heart Seeker,” which shines light on Waters’ undeniable knack for crafting unforgettable melodies and songs that take you on a journey.

The album’s first single “Free Fall,” reunites Waters with celebrated producer Davy D. The dynamic duo joined forces for the #1 hit song “Water Fall” from Kim’s 2002 recording Someone to Love You. “Working with Davy D comes very easy because he has this amazing ability to create incredible tracks,” says Kim. “Once he creates the beats I then add my own jazz vibe and the result always turns into something amazing! Davy D is great at everything he does.”

A highlight on This Heart Of Mine is the sublime Kim Waters ballad “Am I A Fool,” featuring several-time Grammy nominated Soul Prince, Calvin Richardson. The duo also has a stunning new video that takes the song to new heights. “‘Am I a Fool’ is a song that I wrote about a man who is so in love with his woman that he lets her run all over him and take advantage of his kindness,” explains Kim. “I have witnessed this with several friends and was inspired to write this song.” “Am I A Fool” has all the ingredients for a hit at urban radio.


Kim Waters 'Am I A Fool' (feat. Calvin Richardson)

In recent years Waters has garnered a new fan base recording such diverse projects as The Sax Pack (with fellow saxophonists Jeff Kashiwa and Steve Cole) and his own Streetwize and Tha’ Hot Club CDs that are known for their clever re-workings of the hottest hip hop, R&B and reggae hits on the radio.

On This Heart Of Mine, Waters does a hot buttery soul rendition of the R. Kelly ballad “Love Letter” as well as takes on the Alicia Keys and Jay-Z smash hit “Empire State of Mind.” The latter features Kim Waters’ wife and vocalist Dana Pope, who is also featured on the Streetwize recordings. “I decided to record ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Empire State of Mind’ because I am a fan of both R. Kelly and Alicia Keys. Both of these songs have true messages. ‘Love Letter’ is an open expression of love that I can relate to while ‘Empire State of Mind’ offers an inspirational message of hope and the fulfillment of dreams.”

No Kim Waters CD would be complete without his trademark - get your groove on - dance floor anthems. Songs like the uplifting and in-the-pocket “The Groove’s Alright,” “Running To Love” and Waters’ ode to dedicated Steppers around the country, “Step to This,” demonstrate the saxophonist’s delicate balance of jazzy grooves with R&B flavor. Waters once again hits the mark with his seductive ballads “I Love My Girl” and “Stay With Me Tonight.”

He penned “Double Two Love” for his musically gifted twin daughters, Kimberly and Kayla. “Being a Dad is the most important job and my family is my main inspiration,” confides Kim. “Kimberly and Kayla are the key to my heart and they inspire me to continue to create my music and keep it fresh. They are truly angels. Even though they are 21 years old this year, they will always be my little girls. ‘Double Two Love’ is my way to express my love for them through music and gives them something to share with their friends and family forever!”


Through the years Kim Waters has proven that he knows a thing or two about love. Just take a look at the titles of his hit Shanachie albums over the last decade and you can see love is a recurring theme: Love’s Melody (1998), One Special Moment (1999), From The Heart (2001), Someone to Love You (2002), In the Name of Love (2004), All For Love (2005), You Are My Lady (2007), I Want You: Love in the Spirit of Marvin (2008) and Love Stories (2010).

Inspired by such jazz luminaries as Duke Ellington, Herbie Hancock, George Duke, George Benson, Cannonball and Grover Washington, saxophonist Kim Waters was born into a musical family. The Maryland native picked up his first instrument, the violin, at the age of eight. "That didn't go over well with the fellas," says Waters, who later found his calling on the alto and soprano saxophones at 13. Shortly afterwards he began playing in a band with his brothers, James (who he still performs with) and Eric, and his old friend, pianist Cyrus Chestnut.

Over the years, Kim Waters has been called on to perform with or open shows for the best including Al Green, Isaac Hayes, Phyllis Hyman, Teddy Riley and Guy, and Gerald Albright to name a few. Waters recently relocated to Sacramento, California from his longtime home in Aberdeen, Maryland.

This Heart Of Mine is sure to further endear old Kim Waters fans and bring new ones to the forefront. It is confirmation that Kim Waters has rightfully been crowned the King of Smooth Urban Jazz and that he is here to stay! Waters concludes, “I enjoy helping others and it is my hope that my music in some way brings positivity to the world. I believe that the world cannot live without new music. I know I can’t!”

KIM WATERS
THIS HEART OF MINE
1. Heart Seeker
2. Free Fall (MP3)
3. Am I A Fool (ft. Calvin Richardson)
4. Empire State Of Mind (Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys cover)
5. The Groove’s Alright
6. Step To This
7. I Love My Girl
8. Love Letter (R. Kelly cover)
9. Stay With Me Tonight
10. Running To Love
11. Double Two Love

MUSICIANS:
Kim Waters – All instruments, saxophones and background vocals
Dana Pope – All female lead and background vocals
Allen Hinds – Guitars
Tim Maia – Background vocals on Love Letter
Calvin Richardson – Lead vocals on Am I A Fool

PRESS QUOTES:
“He is the pied piper of smooth jazz.” Upscale Magazine

"Waters is simply one of the planet’s best saxophonists." Jazz Times

“The man can play….he continues to add a sense of sensibility to the smooth-jazz airwaves.” Jazziz

“Kim Waters has a flair for composing seductive melodies. He is like a romantic pied piper out on a long evening stroll.” The Washington Post

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Amy Lee & Taylor Momsen; Pastoral Pin-Ups Pucker Pent-Up Palladium


What happens when two of the Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock pair up to tour?


What happens when a band that has sold 25 million albums finally resurfaces after a 4-year sabbatical to claim their throne again?


What is the outcome when the momentous build up coincides with the second show of the tour AND with the highly-anticipated street date of a new self-titled magnum opus.


You get a line that wraps around a city block two hours before a single octave is raised.

You get amped up anticipation. You get heightened inebriation.

You get a Palladium primed with perky Pheromones.

You get carried away with alliteration and onomatopoeia.

You get a burger, medium rare, on an english muffin with thick crispy bacon and grilled mushrooms at a pub called The Bowery (ok, maybe only a handful of us partook in this gastro delicacy and perhaps only one person got stuck in pastoral allita-poeia purgatory).


Such was the case in good ole Hollywood on Tuesday October 11th, as singer Amy Lee and the gothic majesty of Evanescence welcomed their newborn into the world that day. Simply named Evanescence, it's an immaculately coiffed prodigal child that's intent on putting mommy dearest and her toy boys back upon the upper echelon of rock.


In tow for the North American and U.K. dates is 18-year old former Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen and her gut-check razor rock outfit The Pretty Reckless.

The Pretty Reckless burst onto the scene a year ago and even though their opening set was nearly identical to the one from their club tour earlier in the year, there's no denying that Taylor Momsen's rockstar presence takes center stage the exact second she ambles onto it.


There were many people in the audience that were predisposed to pretty and preoccupied with getting reckless but by the end of the band's 45-minute set, Momsen and her men had unified the pretty and the reckless as the whole crowd chanted along to fist-raising anthems "My Medicine," "Make Me Wanna Die" and "Goin' Down".



Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Room was abuzz. Five years since their last Flight of the Bumblebee in Los Angeles, the Palladium was purposely filled with pent-up preconceptions.

Would Evanescence transcend the stage like they once did?
Would Amy's voice soar like never before?
Would they play my favorite songs?

Si, Oui and kind of.



The new reformulated Evanescence with Terry Balsamo on lead guitar (2003–present), Troy McLawhorn on rhythm guitar (2007, 2011–present), Tim McCord on bass (2006–present) and Will Hunt on drums (2007, 2010–present) is a well-oiled solidified force to be reckoned with and an adequate anchor for the resolutely powerful Ms Lee.


Amy, as expected, was the focal point of the show, both from a visual and auditory vantage point. Her voice sounds better than ever and for those admirers of her emotionally gut-wreching ballads, she spent plenty of time at her black Baldwin grand piano including a three-song mini set where she induced a gaggle of wet eyes as she belted out "Lost In Paradise," "My Heart Is Broken" and "Lithium".

Regarding the set list, which is the same throughout the entire tour (even the Rock In Rio date the band recently played), final tally is 4 songs from Fallen, 4 songs from The Open Door (very democratic, showing equal bias to both siblings) and 9 songs from the new eponymous LP.


Obviously, they're on tour to promote the new songs, but with the album just being released that day, and with the band playing 75% of it, a lot of fans were appreciative of the monstrous new cataclysms but eagerly awaiting their timeless favorites.

Overall, it was a fairly standard mix of older songs, which I understand, but I would have loved to hear "My Last Breath," "Haunted," "Whisper" and/or "Tourniquet". Guess, I'll have to wait another dozen years when the band tours Fallen in its entirety for its 20th Anniversary.


80 minutes of bombastic aural xtasy later, spent a cool hondo at the merch booth that bequeathed me with a cool glow-in-the-dark Evanescence symbol tee and a matching hoodie (minus the ultraviolet pigments).

Sauntering in a glorious musical daze back by The Bowery on my way to the car, I did a double take as none other than Mr Cee-Lo Green was hanging at a table out on the patio of a nearby restaurant.

Wide smile on his face, Bolo hat on his head, he was looking pretty reckless in a state of pure Effervescence. He looked how I felt.

The essence of Evanescence was in evidence.


EVANESCENCE
Hollywood, CA
Palladium
10/11/11
1. What You Want
2. Going Under
3. The Other Side
4. Weight of the World
5. The Change
6. Made of Stone
7. Lost In Paradise
8. My Heart Is Broken
9. Lithium
10. Sick
11. Oceans
12. Call Me When You're Sober
13. Imaginary
14. Bring Me to Life
Encore:
15. Never Go Back
16. Your Star
17. My Immortal
THE PRETTY RECKLESS
Palladium | Hollywood, CA | 10/11/11
1. Since You're Gone
2. Zombie
3. Miss Nothing
4. Just Tonight
5. Goin' Down
6. My Medicine
7. Like a Stone (Audioslave cover)
8. Make Me Wanna Die
9. Factory Girl



Two days after the Palladium show, Amy donned a gorgeous black dress for an Evanescence two-fer on Jimmy Kimmel Live that saw the band perform "What You Want" and "Going Under" (coincidentally also the first two songs of their current tour set list).



Btw, if there's any doubt how much Fallen still means to fans...watch You Tube clips of any of the songs from the debut album that are performed on the current tour and hear the whole crowd singing along to the whole song.



EVANESCENCE
TOUR DATES
Oct 10: Oakland, CA, Fox Theatre (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 11: Los Angeles, CA, Palladium (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 14: Phoenix, AZ, Comerica Theatre (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 19: Dallas, TX, Palladium (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 21: Milwaukee, WI, The Eagles Ballroom (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 22: Chicago, IL, Congress Theatre (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 24: Detroit, MI, Royal Oak Music Theatre (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 25: Toronto, ON, The Sound Academy (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 27: Montreal, ON, Metropolis (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 28: Boston, MA, Palladium (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Oct 30: Atlantic City, NJ, House of Blues Showboat (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 01: New York, NY, Terminal 5 (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 04: London, ENG, HMV Hammersmith Apollo (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 05: London, ENG, HMV Hammersmith Apollo (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 07: Manchester, ENG, Apollo (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 08: Glasgow, SCO, O2 Academy (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 10: Plymouth, ENG Pavilions (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 12: Leeds, ENG, O2 Academy (w/ The Pretty Reckless)
Nov 13: Birmingham, ENG, O2 Academy (w/ The Pretty Reckless)


(Special thanks: Catie Monck, Greg Cortez & Sean Lamm @ 42 West, Cori @ Live Nation, James Zahn @ Kik Axe Music & photog Andrew Phares)

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Stitched Up Heart Are Bloody Haute!

Something wicked this way comes...

For the past twelve months, Hollywood's STITCHED UP HEART have terrorized the music scene with an explosive mix of crunchy glitter rock and bloody punk-pop.

The band's taut mix of loud guitars, candy-coated vocal melodies and squealing metal leads beget an infectious wall-of-sound set to detonate the very foundation of Hard Rock.

Hallowed Be Thy Name!

So whose centrifugal pump excretes the flow that commandeers the stitched up cirque du soleil?

It's none other than the ubiquitously striped one, Ms Mixi:


Recently chosen as one of the few, the proud and the hottest; Mixi finds herself among Amy Lee, Taylor Momsen, Lzzy Hale, Heidi Shepherd, Carla Harvey, Emma Anzai, Syd Duran, Simone Simons, Alissa White-Gluz, Alexia & Anissa Rodriguez, Maria Brink, Brooklyn Allman, and Ashley Costello as one of Revolver Magazine's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock.

But don't let the HCIHR halo fool you, for if looks really do kill, then she fulfills the role nefariously in the murderous mischievousness bequeathed in the video for "Is This The Way To Get To Hell":



The surest way to get to hell is on Highway 66 which is what the quintet did this summer as they stitched up hearts from coast to coast on a 7-week Reinforcement stint with Hollywood sin-kin Gemini Syndrome and Evolove.

As a token of gratitude to the growing army of "stitches," the band exclusively offered a new 6-song Ep entitled ESCAPE THE NIGHTMARE at their shows.

Escape compiles four new songs ("These Scars Will Let Me Breathe" "Dead Walkin'" "Change" "It Comes Back Around") with the previous ready-made arena-rock anthem "We're Alive" and the bloody-drippin' finger-lickin' roaring riff-raff of Is This The Way.

By the way. It is the way...

So, get stitched. Get hitched. And get on board.



Power-packed and Warped tour tested, Escape The Nightmare kicks off with the incessantly catchy "These Scars Will Let Me Breathe" which showcases an intriguing vocal duality in which Mixi easily assimilates the psychological personification of the pouty repentant waif versus the infinitely empowered heroine.

It reminds me of the vocal subtlety that Axl Rose displayed on Appetite For Destruction and how his varied charismas envelope you from contextual psychological vantage points.


Once one begins to Breathe, it's time to put one foot in front of the other to do some emotional sleepwalking, also known as Dead Walkn'.

"You're like the Dead Walkin'. And it creeps under my skin. In your dreams you feel connected. That's why you are infected. Like the Dead Walkin'. How I see your soul within. Grab my hand, I'll take you. Grab my hand."

Yes, even if it's a hand immersed in the slim-fit confines of a skeleton glove...

It's safe and hermetically sound


We're walking. You & I. We're waking.

We're screaming for this moment.

We're alive.


So, now that we've walked a mile in each other's moccasins and blood is adequately flowing to the Stitched Up Heart once again, it's time to take a respite and intimately reflect via a lush languorous ballad entitled "Change".

With it's layered strings and elegantly polished hook, "Change" sounds like it came straight outta Studio A of the Hollywood Hit Factory, the same wizardly outpost that cranks out power chord structures for Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Cady Groves and all the other artists aligned with the Recording Company of America.

Taylor Swift would commiserate with its distinctly delicate fragility. Ditto for Hayley Williams. I suspect Jon Bon Jovi would appreciate it's sweeping grandiosity.

Nightmare closes with "It Comes Back Around" which comes back around to another hot sticky mess to melt your pop-punk inhibitions. Turn it up. Ingest. The good times are here again.

One other subtle suture that sets Stitched up Heart apart from their contemporaries is meticulously supersonic Paul Gilbert/Randy Rhoads-esque solos by guitarist Mikey Alfero.

For instance, he completely decimates the end of These Scars with a blindingly fast barrage of noodle notes that paint a shit-eatin' grin on my mug every time.


It's this confluence of bold virtuosity and melodious mellifluousness that stand up and shout like a holy diver decreeing the hallowed halls of rock can indeed be bloody haute!


And that a well-appointed Stitched Up Heart...

with a heavy dose of Sugar and Spice and everything thrice,

can indeed help someone to Escape The Nightmare.



STITCHED UP HEART
Escape The Nightmare
1. These Scars Will Let Me Breathe
2. Walkin' Dead
3. We're Alive
4. Change
5. Is This The Way To Get To Hell
6. It Comes Back Around


STITCHED UP HEART
Mixi - Lead Vox
Andrew Carroll - Drums
Charlee Conley - Bass
Mikey Alfero - Guitar


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